questions that roger everhart ponders

what if that dame in the garden hated apples? what if “this stuff sells itself” was true, even a fraction of the time? what if oxygen hadn’t hopped in the sack with a couple of cute hydrogen molecules after a bad breakup? what if the Internet isn’t actually God? what if the natives bit into a coffee bean or tasted a fermented grape and spat it into the dust? what if creativity is more than 1% inspiration?